I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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