Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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