But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I am mentally ready for anal.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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