Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Are we still banned from the library?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
