i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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