Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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