Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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