are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
