called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize