Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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