woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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