YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
