Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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