I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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