it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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