You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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