Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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