Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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