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(302): View more from Delaware

She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.

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(904): View more from Florida

i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong

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(312): View more from Illinois

I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information

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walking out with herpes. that would be worse

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??

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(785): View more from Kansas

SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE

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(810): View more from Michigan

I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex

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