Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
they're like a gay fantastic four
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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