I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Randomize
