i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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