I can tuck mytits in my pants
No subtext here. People are naked.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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