thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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