I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Help. Why am I so naked?
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