in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
My ass is underappreciated
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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