The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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