Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Drake has all the answers
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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