Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
only if we run a train.
done.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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