dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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