I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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