Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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