I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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