He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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