just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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