can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Randomize
