goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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