next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
