thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
How external is "for external use only"?
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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