she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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