My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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