Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Randomize
