I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize