Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Randomize
