You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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