i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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