I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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