Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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