he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i would one night stand the shit outta him
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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