I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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