it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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