I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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