Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Pooping to opera.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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