okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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